Any Deal Delayed is Deal Denied.

Any Deal Delayed is Deal Denied.


I was sitting in the chair having my cup of tea with a great view of lake right in front of me. In this moment I was at peace. When a little sip of ginger tea touches your taste buds, it just rejuvenates you especially when you are having it with this beautiful view. While enjoying my tea I received a call from my mentor. He said, "Ronak, I have a big news. I have adopted a school! And I invite you to come and visit the school when you reach Mumbai." I was overwhelmed with this news. My mentor was in the education service for decades and he always wished to open his own school. And now he has finally done it.

When I reached home the first thing I did was, went home-unlock my door and enter my house. I was so exhausted with the journey that I just kept my bag on a chair and dozed off on bed. When I woke up, I saw a big chimpanzee staring at me with his big glowing eyes. He stared and said, "OOH OOH AAH AAH".I got fucking scared shouted,"Fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk!!!". I saw around and realized I was in a FUCKING FOREST! 

I started to panic, I don't know what to do, I was so lost. I was trying to think where I was last time and all I could remember was me sleeping on my bed in my home. I started to tap my chest and say Aal izz well, again and again. I was hungry, even in this worse situation all I could think of was bhook lagi hai. So I started wandering in search of food aakhir paapi pet ka sawal hai. After few hours I saw a big pile of bananas under a tree. Now note this: "When you see a pile of bananas, don't fucking go to get bananas". This is because as soon as I saw them I ran towards it to get some and this whole monkey army jumped on me beating me with their strong fist. Deep down in my heart I felt meri gaand fatt gayi. 
                                                                                                               -To be continued......

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